Diana and I are back from a holiday in Egypt, staying in Luxor and managing a two day trip to Cairo to meet friends.
Here are some of the things people said to us on the streets of Luxor. I'll leave you to work out how much you believe them!
"Welcome to Alaska"
"You walk like an Egyptian"
"Where are you from?" "England" "I'm from Scotland!"
"I have friends in London / Birmingham / Liverpool / Manchester"
"My girlfriend / wife is English"
"Can I show you the market; it's only open today"
As ever, there are a load of photos on Flickr